Friday, August 31, 2007

Happy Teacher's Day

i couldn't spend time with the class or any of the teachers (except for mr toh) as i was to perform for the concert and we had to be in the dance room or backstage at all times :(

i was talking to Noris and Huzainie and Esther backstage when Noris and Huzainie's classmate came up to compliment me on the dance we performed. and the teacher who sat next to him asked the boy: "you like the dance or you like this girl and want to ask her number?"
i stared at that teacher blankly.

i went home with Fiona, Liwen and Cindy in a shirt i bought two days ago.

Liwen: i still think you're shirt looks like its a pasar malam shirt. (then she asked cindy for her opinion)
Cindy: no, the shirt is nice lor. its the dance shirt right....

liwen, fiona and i burst out in laughter, especially liwen.


so here's my gift to all the teachers who have taught me :

((((: promising you good grades.

yeah, right.



Thursday, August 30, 2007

A prayer for a friend ~ Rest In Peace

You strike me as an ah beng on the first day of PAE
with your striking blue head and skeleton-like bag
You scared off my kc girls and myself went you went on stage
calling out girls' names and cracking hilarious jokes
You seem that you don't take things seriously,
no one would have thought what you went through
Your famous catch phrases never fail to crack me up
to think of it, you made the whole school laughed

Fast forward in June during OBS
i got to know you better
and started asking you questions on why you did things so
You patiently told me
I remember playing the animal game with the watch
and your animal was 'king kong'
and how you would've get mixed up with the actions
You're like a big brother to all of Elizabeth Choy during OBS
giving us a certain amount of wisdom and sharing stories with us
the funniest part was when you fell asleep in the kayak
and how you flip during jetty jump

So here's my prayer:
My dear friend,
although you were really upset with how the way life was,
i hope you'll find peace and happiness
you've tickled a lot of hearts
just so you know,
there are people out there who care about you.
Rest in peace my dear friend,
Alson Tang Poh Loong
1987-2007

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I Pray to God

I pray to God
That the screaming and shouting and crying
Would abruptly end
I pray to God
That all our miseries and problems
Would have matching, perfect solutions
I pray to God
That the fears and weaknesses
Are overcome with great strength and confidence
I pray to God
That we move forward as one
And that no one gets left behind
I pray to God
That everyone is blessed with happiness,
The happiness that everyone yearns for
I pray to God
To help me fix my incomplete puzzle,
Cause somehow, I can't seem to find the missing pieces

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Get Ur Impacto On

fiona,liwen and i
made a fool out of ourselves
by pretending to go 'clubbing'
we took turns listening to my MP3
cause my MP3 has nice upbeat-reggae-clubbing songs
and we bobbed our heads like nobody's business

i let them listen to 'Get Ur Freak On'
and it had serious effects on them:
liwen with her constipation face and bobbing,
fiona with her stiff bobbing,
zai with his head-banging,
and me with my spastic dance moves

we danced in the canteen during night study,
on our way to the toilet,
on our way to the train station,
and in the train.
commuters probably think we're plain crazy,
but no, we're just distressing and having lotsa laughs and fun



'life's a party, make it hot, dance and never stop, whatever rhythm'

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Random Things about Humaira :

1) Humaira loathes lizards
2) Humaira eats a lot but never gains weight
3) Humaira loves getting bruises from dance
4) Humaira can run fast (especially in chasing after celebrities for their autographs)
5) Humaira has a huge crush on Justin Timberlake
6) Humaira used to hate math but now loves it a lot
7) Humaira can't speak proper Malay. more likely Humaira can't speak Malay
8) Humaira is the eldest of 4 kids
9) Humaira loves Dolly the cat
10) Humaira wants to go sky-diving one day


People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names.

so here's the people i tagged:
1) Amirah
2) Zai
3) Nisa
4) Angela
5) Vanessa Ong
6) Grace

Saturday, August 25, 2007

transcendence


MI Concert Night on Friday, 24 August went pretty well
I'm so proud of the performers, emcees, backstage crew and those involved,
especially my 'virgin' dancers who performed for the very first time on that very night.
MODERN DANCE SIMPLY ROCKS my life.
i helped the dancers put on their stage foundation and boy it was messy. the committee did a splendid job in doing everyone's make up and getting them hyped up.
THANKS TO BOSS, RACHEL TAN FOR ALL HER DEDICATION TOWARDS THE DANCERS and instilling pride and discipline in all of us. the pumping and running was worth it. I Rachel
i could hear people shouting my name when i was on stage.
and the feeling being on stage performing was awesome, can't wait to do it again for teacher's day celebrations.
after our performance we were allowed to watch the rest of the show
so the dancers sneaked in the back door as we were allowed to sit on the stairs
and when i made my way down, i heard someone calling my name
it was gwen with mallory and nigel, followed by amirah, fiona and liwen with two of their friends, i was so glad to see them
as if i didn't felt high enough
started cam whoring during the intermission
and waited for our turn to go on stage again for the finale
met up with fiona, liwen, melvin, aaron, jonathan and fian for supper
ooohh, fian gave me a rose and fiona and liwen gave me a lollipop
i felt so honoured
this whole week i've been rather busy with rehearsals and staying back after school till late for night studying. did you see my eyebags in the pictures?! gosh, they're huge, i've never gotten such gigantic eyebags before...oh well.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

i heart my dance khakis

i ♥ Althea, Artini, Atiqah, Farhana and Valerie
they waited for me after dance yesterday for lunch cause i've got committee commitments
what a long lunch we had indeed

so my bitching session continues (it never seem to end)
the internal conflicts within the dance troupe its obvious enough for them to know
and we started talking about the future of MI Modern Dance
after all, we are the SYF batch, and i hope we train hard to achieve a GOLD
and then there's a resentment of a merge of the other dance group in school, and about next year's DANCEWORKS
it'll be tough for all of us, especially a problem for Artini and Ernie

despite all those issues, we still have ARTS FEST which is coming up next friday and we still have lots to do.

and on top of all that, i haven't started revising for promos.
very good.



'I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine'

Friday, August 17, 2007

things to ponder on the way home



bitching and laughter yesterday with A3 and Nigel

bitching and laughter with my malay class girls and the dancers today

bitching and laughter everyday

my favourite next to shopping and girlfriends.



nazirul gave me full marks for my malay oral conversation we had to do during mother tounge. the best thing, he told the whole class plus cikgu yazid's wife my marks. he must have been deaf. i was talking english like half of the time.


dance = more blue blacks on my legs

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

pads and doughnuts and humiliation

qoute of the day : " do you have pad?"
i went around in the canteen asking for that urgently, without realizing there were GUYS around. smart one.

pearl and humaira: fariz do you have pad ?
fariz: (stares at us in astonishment) what the f***
pearl: foolscap pad la.

went high with the girls in my class during break, especially pearl.
pearl: (coughs super loudly noodles !
humaira: do you have pad ?
pearl: 12 o'clock !!!
humaira: do you have pad?

me being the smart innocent ass that i am said that the male's dick gets chopped off during circumstances. then i corrected myself and said it's the scrotum.this came from the same smart innocent ass who thought blow job is a type of surgery.

ooh my dunkin donuts made everyone happy in the morning (((:
shall buy lots lots lots more for my loves when i go back JB.
especially for LIWEN and FIONA with the crazy doughnut fetish


i Pads and Doughnuts.


'staring at the sun'

Monday, August 13, 2007

poisonous venom

once again i'm not in school.

had a call from my loves. they made my day (((:
i could hear fiona and liwen's chants in the background

"dough-nuts ! dough-nuts ! dough-nuts !"
"curry-puffs ! curry-puffs ! curry-puffs! "
"get-well-soon ! get-well-soon ! get-well-soon !"

so the last 2 were mainly fiona's.

batam was great, seeing my grandfather again after 4 years brought back memories of me chasing the chickens in his kampong and my sister getting bitten by them. he has this gut feeling that he won't live very long and he wants to at least live 2 see his eldest 3 grandkids (which means me, my 16 year old bro n pesky sis) on their wedding day. he asked me if i'm intending to get married anytime soon, i chuckled and told him that i may not plan to get married, probably 10 years down the road or something. he expected me to get married in two year's time ! (the girls in my mother's kampong in indonesia got married at a super young age, my mom was married when she was 20 and my aunt at 17)
and my little 3-year-old cousin is soooooo pretty. she's gonna grow up looking gorgeous like her eldest cousin, yours truly. (ahem)
my uncle who's a year older than i am (my mother's baby bro) is gonna teach me how to ride a motorcycle at the end of the year !!! how awesome is that ?!?! he's coming over to continue his studies here in singapore. oh, he also passed me a letter from an unexpected person, thus now i think i have some kind of charm or poisonous venom or something.

on the way back there was 3 chinese indonesian women listening intently to my mother's life story. they were at such awe and amazed (and probably envious) of how young my mother looked despite having 4 kids and how she found a freakin' rich singaporean husband like my father. its as if they want to dig out her beauty and charm secrets or something.


i have 2 tests tomorrow. what a way to welcome me back to school after my oh-so long absence.


'throw it on me'

Saturday, August 11, 2007

whines.

my mom and i are getting ready together
she wants to dress to impress her relatives at batam
so she's making me do it too.
i hope i don't get another proposal.

my dad and his friend are jamming in the living room
playing music which they called 'oldies'
but my mom calls it 'noise'
its called generation gap, mommy

taking cough medicine makes me feel drowsy.

Friday, August 10, 2007

bummed

here i am sitting on my lazy ass
munching on chocolates
when i have a terrible terrible cough
very good.
assignments not completed, revisions for next week's tests not done
very very good.
today feels so like a Saturday.

off to batam tomorrow (((:

P.S: To Vanessa and her family,
I send my most heartful condolences and pray that you and your family are doing well and are able to move on. In times like this, just remember that God is always there for us, helping us leading the way whenever we are troubled or lost. Once again, my greatest sympathy is out there with yours.




'it's so - cliché'

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

sick part 2

so i went to the docter's yesterday to get myself checked up.
as the doctor approached me to hear my heartbeat, i could hear her tummy grumbling.
haha...she must have been hungry
the stupid docter only gave me one day mc.
but i skipped school today anyway
standing for 40-50 min, watching some people march like morons
i will faint, i tell yoo.
and the stupid docter only gave me 4 tablets of medicine for my throat
when i distinctively told her that my throat hurts like crazy whenever i swallow
stupid stupid docter. i'm never ever ever gonna go to her when i'm sick ever again. wasted my (actually daddy's) $19.



i just had to get sick during the holidays.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

roll-call

shopping's calling me (((:

Thursday, August 2, 2007

moodless

someone please please please give me motivation to do malay.
i hate malay.
i see no point in speaking malay.
maybe it's because my malay really really sucks.


2 more days to JB
1 more week to Batam
shopping makes me very very very happy.
currently i'm not very happy.
so i need to go shopping ...... like now.








'the art of satisfaction'

feel-good song

"The Way I Are"
(Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson, D.O.E.)

[Verse 1: Timbaland]
I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we'll be the perfect soul mates
Talk to me girl

[Bridge (Keri Hilson):]
Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right

[Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)]
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?)
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like, I like, I like

[Verse 2: Timbaland]
I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that love you best
Talk to me girl

[Bridge (Keri Hilson)]

[Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)]
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?)
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are

[Verse 3: D.O.E.]
Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house I rent a room in a house
Listen baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat but I can float your boat
So listen baby girl, once you get a dose of D.O.E. you're gonna want some more
So listen baby girl, when I make it I want you back, want you back, yeah







i love love love this song.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

i heart shopping

woohoo.
i just found out that i'm going 2 batam next week during the national day holidays.
which means more cheap bargains !!!

i shopping

love love love

everyone's falling in love
it gets people motivated
you should see the number of couples or soon-to-be couples in the canteen
you would've believe who's with who,
its such a nice, sweet view to see lovey-dovey couples in school


ok, i'm being too mushy


following the girls chasing after their eyecandies is pretty tiring stuff.
being able to spot my own eyecandies, now that's a different story.



2 days till retail therapy in JB
i love spending my parents' money (((: